What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?